I don't believe in guilty pleasures and I have no shame; I dig what I dig for whatever reason I dig it and couldn't care less if someone disagrees. Besides, if I have any friends who are going to judge me based on the music I listen to, they're not the kind of friend I want to have.
Marko – My awesomeness radiates so being near me would make you awesome by osmosis. Wait a minute…if you drained my awesomeness then I wouldn't be able to go standing next to you. And if I went to the urinal in the first place, then it must mean I had to pee, but wouldn't able to myself because you'd just soaked up all my awesomeness…
On second thought, just hang a sign on the restroom door to let me know you're in there and I'll wait my turn. I'd rather hold my pee outside while still being awesome than have to hold it and NOT be awesome on account of you.
