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So do women like bass players?

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What about Steven Tyler, he looks like his face caught fire and somebody put it out with a shovel
Can't stop laughing!!!!
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And then there's Bill Wyman, he looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle
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Seems that when it comes to rock and roll, there's generally three kinds of front men:

1. The Steve Perry Type: Unattractive, but so talented and confident that women are magnetically drawn to them.

2. The Vince Neil type: The pretty boy who couldn't carry a tune to save his life, but whose lack of ability the ladies ignore in favor of his sex appeal.

3. The Elvis Type: The talent and charisma of Type 1 plus the looks and swagger of Type 2. Aka, The Total Package.

Generally speaking, take your pick of musician and they'll fall under one of these types.

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Or #4: The William Hung type - not very attractive, clearly no talent, but popularity is sexy.
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I'd agree with Marko's Steven Tyler statement
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IamMark – good point. Though I wouldn't even jokingly refer to that type of person as a “musician.”
I didn't expect this thread to get so many replies.
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Or #5, the Bill Wyman type, Father Figure, he already had his bus pass when 16 year old Mandy Smith fell for him, (or his money)

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