I would have suggested Dannybassman but he's about to join the U S Air Force so he'll be too busy learning how to crash a Hawker Harrier or Black Hawk helicopter lol ( funny but true )
Actually, that's not true. My uncle has been in the Air Force well over 20 years and is the highest rank without being an officer, he's never touched any aircraft.
So he's a Lieutenant with a desk job, the true part was about the USAFs record for crashing Harriers and Black Hawks, it's all in black and white and not up for argument
And he had the choice to be an officer or CMSG but he didn't want to be with all the inexperienced idiots. If you have a college degree you can immediately become an officer which is just stupid.