Question from Twiggy

OH GOD. THE BIG ASSES

Marko, you crack me up LOL

Apparently the California girls are really the most

I lived in Hollywood for 3 years - Santa Monica has great beaches and it's hot but not gawd-awful humid like Florida, it's cheaper to live in the Valley, Venice is …completely bizarre, so unless you're into bizarre…and meth…maybe Venice isn't for you. There are small earthquakes sometimes (but not an annual season) and the drivers are awful. Everyone takes their damned dogs into Starbucks and pretends that they're service animals - yes, service yorkies - but you can get a medical marijuana card for a hangnail, so, there's that. There's a lot of music, but there are also a lot of really fake, cutthroat people looking to get ahead to whatever goal they have and unfortunately it's usually not even a very ambitious goal. Here's the thing, though, is that it's got it's own weird sort of charm - if you like weird and you live your life looking for the next weird thing to happen, it's a great place.

And for all its faults, for me it beats Florida any day of the week.

Santa Monica is nice, it is also insanely expensive - you just go to the beach there unless you're rich people.

San Fernando Valley - Glendale is pretty reasonable, North Hollywood isn't bad either.