VERSE                                        |
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It was on the good ship Venus                |
By Christ ya shouda seen us                  |
The figure head was a whore in bed           |
And the mast a mammoth penis                 |
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The captain of this lugger                   |
He was a dirty bugger                        |
He wasn't fit to shovel shit                 |
From one place to another                    |
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CHORUS                              |        |
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Frigin' in the riggin'              |        |
Frigin' in the riggin'              |        |
Frigin' in the riggin'              |        |
There was fuck all else to do       |        |
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Captain's name was Morgan                    |
By Christ he was a gorgon                    |
Ten times a day he stopped an played         |
With his fucking organ                       |
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The firs mate's name was Cooper              |
By Christ he was a trooper                   |
He jerked and jerked until he worked himself |
Into a stupor                                |
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CHORUS                                       |
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(Guitar starts)

C5

C5
The secon mate was Andy
By Crhist he had a dandy
C5                              F5
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
    G5             C5
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fucking nigger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

CHORUS

C5             G5
Frigin' in the riggin'
F5             C5              
Frigin' in the riggin'
C5             F5           
Frigin' in the riggin'     
          G5               C5             
There was fuck all else to do

BRIDGE

F5 — C5
F5 — G5

ESTRIBILLO/CHORUS

D5
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
D5                       G5
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
A5                 D5
Across the barroom table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found her sexual quarters

CHORUS

D5               A5
Friggin' in the Riggin'
G5               D5
Friggin' in the Riggin'
D5               G5
Friggin' in the Riggin'
          A5               D5
There was fuck all else to do

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Chords

A5 = 577xxxx
C5 = x355xxx
D5 = x577xxx
F5 = 133xxxx
G5 = 355xxxx