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johnny [staff]
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11 months ago
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who got so depressed about his bad timing that he threw himself behind a train?

haha

so what other musician jokes do you guys know?
Guy walks in to a shop and says “I'd like to purchase a fender strat and an amp thingy” the assistant says “ why would you want that you're a drummer? The guy looks at the assistant with a confused look and says ” thats amazing how do you know that?“. ”Easy“ says the assistant ” This is a butchers shop not a music shop"
topnorm
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Q: How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unision?
A: Shoot One

2 guys were walking down the street. One was destitute.
The other was a guitarist as well
Marko1960
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I know a French Horn player whose wife divorced him cos every time he kissed her he shoved his fist up her a$$

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